Pieces of Garbage

A little boy was in a taxi eating a chocolate, then he took another one and then another.
A man next to him said "Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth"
The boy replied, "my grandfather lived for 132 years"
The man asked " was it because of eating chocolate ?"
The boy replied, "No, he was always minding his own business"

 

 

A short walk is so difficult when no one walks with you
but a long journey is just like a few steps when a street dog is running behind you.

 

Difference between Mother's and Girlfriends Tears

 

What's the difference between Mother's and Girlfriends Tears ??
A Classic answer Girlfriend's Tears Effect our Pocket.
Mother Tears effect our Heart.. :(

 

 

Girls just wait for...

Wait for a guy who calls u Beautiful instead of hot.

Will stay awake just to watch you sleep...

Wait for the Boy who kisses your forehead not on your lips.

The one who hold your hands not you waste in front of his friends.

The one who constantly reminds you how lucky he is too have you and the one who turns to his mates and says..!!!
 "That's My Princess"

Conversation between God and a Man

Awesome Conversation between God and a Man. Read it and don’t forget to share it with your friends.

 

Man: God, can I ask you a question?

God: Sure
 

Man: Promise you won’t get mad …
 

God: I promise
 

Man: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?

God: What does you mean?
 

Man: Well, I woke up late
 

God: Yes
 

Man: My car took forever to start
 

God: Okay
 

Man: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong & I had to wait
 

God: Huummm
 

Man: On the way home, my phone went DEAD, just as I picked up a call
 

God: All right
 

Man: And on top of it all off, when I got home ~I just want to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax. BUT it wouldn’t work!!! Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?
 

God: Let me see, the death angel was at your bed this morning & I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that
 

Man (humbled): OH
 

GOD: I didn’t let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.

Man: (ashamed)
 

God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn’t want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn’t afford to miss work.
 

Man (embarrassed): Okay
 

God: Your phone went dead bcuz the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call, I didn’t even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
 

Man (softly): I see God
 

God: Oh and that foot massager, it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn’t think you wanted to be in the dark.
 

Man: I’m Sorry God
 

God: Don’t be sorry, just learn to Trust Me…. in All things, the Good & the bad.
 

Man: I will trust you.
 

God: And don’t doubt that my plan for your day is Always Better than your plan.
 

Man: I won’t God. And let me just tell you God, Thank You for Everything today.
 

God: You’re welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I Love looking after My Children.

Love Letter Man Vs Woman

Expressions of Man & Women while reading love letter...

 

Pics of the Day

What did you thinks? Isn't it?

 

 Unusual friendship between a Monkey and Tiger Cubs!

Don't Ever Mistake..
















My Reaction at the time of result...

 

Famous Quotes on Sachin Tendulkar - The God of Cricket

Famous Quotes on Sachin Tendulkar.....!!!

1. "I want my son to become Sachin Tendulkar." -Brian Lara(West Indies)
2. "We did not lose 2 a team called India , we lost 2 a man called Sachin" - Mark Taylor(Australia)
3. "Nothing bad can happen 2 us if we were on a plane in India wit Sachin Tendulkar on it.''-Hashim Amla(South Africa)
4. "He can play that leg glance with a walking stick also." - Waqar Younis(Pakistan)
5. "There are 2 kind of batsman in the world. 1. Sachin Tendulkar and 2. all the others .-Andy Flower(Zimbabwe)
6. "I have seen God. He bats at no.4 for India in tests.-Matthew Hayden(Australia)
7. "I see myself when i see Sachin batting".-Don Bradman (Australia)
8. "Do your crime when Sachin is batting, bcos even God is busy watching his batting. -Australian Fan  and the best one....
9. "I don't know about cricket but still I watch cricket to see Sachin play..Not b'coz I love his play its b'coz I want to know the reason why my country's production goes down by
    5 percent when he's batting" - Barack Obama

Fair share of THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY

Life has its fair share of THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY...

EXAMPLES:-

1.  Good: Your wife isn't talking to you.
    Bad: She wants divorce.
    Ugly: She is a lawyer!.
2.  Good: Your son is finally maturing.
    Bad: He is involved with the woman next door.
    Ugly: So are you!.
3.  Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
    Bad: You find porn mms in his cell.
    Ugly: You are in it!. :)
4.  Good: Your wife and you agree to have no more kids.
    Bad: She can't find her birth control pills.
    Ugly: Your 15 year old daughter has it!.
5.  Good: You start telling your children about sex as they are becoming mature.
    Bad: They keep interrupting.
    Ugly: With corrections!