Fair share of THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY

Life has its fair share of THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE UGLY...

EXAMPLES:-

1.  Good: Your wife isn't talking to you.
    Bad: She wants divorce.
    Ugly: She is a lawyer!.
2.  Good: Your son is finally maturing.
    Bad: He is involved with the woman next door.
    Ugly: So are you!.
3.  Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
    Bad: You find porn mms in his cell.
    Ugly: You are in it!. :)
4.  Good: Your wife and you agree to have no more kids.
    Bad: She can't find her birth control pills.
    Ugly: Your 15 year old daughter has it!.
5.  Good: You start telling your children about sex as they are becoming mature.
    Bad: They keep interrupting.
    Ugly: With corrections!